Sometimes during long road trips you just have to go in a bottle. 

Are You Scared?

I love Love LOVE scare pranks, so naturally the television show "Scare Tactics" is a favorite of mine.

Side by Side

Rules For Online Dating

Rule #1

Always ask for a photo.

Rule # 2

Always ask for more than one photo.

Buffaloed

A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Humm, buffalo come."

The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing. He is confused and says to the Indian, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come?" The Indian replies, "Ear sticky.”

Happy Endings

Look Ma, No Hands!

Meet Jessica, the first licensed pilot with no arms.   Not really sure if there's an "un-licensed" armless pilot out there.

The Goods

I'm sure Ralph is a great guy, really. After all he likes hookers and booze.

Eye of the Mouse

A well done yet slightly disturbing commercial. You GO, mouse.

Lemonade Stand

Possibly from the "Just For Laughs" hidden camera show, these kids really pour themselves into their work.



Thanks Connie!

Don Corleone on John Edwards

Don Corleone talks about the infidelities of John Edwards.

Carol Burnett Show: Wrong Number

A classic Carol Burnett skit with Tim Conway.

Coming Out: Bollywood Style

Lawn Order

DAMN those puns are great.  Not as great as this clip of an enviro-friendly man and his mower.  It's a drag.

The "Full Score"

Ladies, if you want your troglodyte-of-a-man to get all up in the Arts, why not start him off with this quaint Chinese Orchestra?  Ahem, ADULTS only.



At least it wasn't a "string quartet..."    Say what?