Disinformant of Iraq
Written by David M. Muench
If any of you have been following the continuing coverage of Operation: Iraqi Freedom, you probably have seen this Iraqi Shmuck on Iraqi TV: Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf. Talk about a huge title misnomer.
Today, April 7th, American and Coalition Forces pushed through into Southern Baghdad and have acquired Saddam's presidential palace. There are pictures even. The Iraqi "Information" Minister (yeah, that's a misnomer too...) rebuked this claim with "there is no presence of American infidels in the city of Baghdad, at all...." During the course of the war this "Information Minister" has made similar remarks refuting something so damn axiomatic that I can almost taste the truth! This compulsive liar had the audacity to claim that the thousands of Iraqi prisoners who "capitulated" were in fact Iraqi civilians donning military uniforms for propaganda purposes.
Incidentally, these are two words I hope to never hear again for as long as I live: Capitulate and Propaganda.
Say what you want about Bush, but this al-Sahhaf guy is worse than Jon Lovitz's character "Mr. Liar" from SNL. How is al-Sahhaf going to explain the images of American and Coalition Forces walking through Saddam's battered presidential palace?
"Ha! The American's are using an elaborate movie set taken from Hollywood. Oh, and speaking of Hollywood, I'd like to thank my buddies Marty Sheen and Michael Moore for all of their indefatigable support, and they'll soon be receiving an honorary beret and novelty can of Sarin, which makes a lovely conversation piece."
Minister al-Sahhaf, do you really think the American and Coalition Forces are going to take the time and energy to erect an exact replica of Saddam's presidential palace?
"The Americans are sick in their minds! They will do anything to shroud the truth!"
Yes, this was another lambasting from the Disinformation Minister regarding US Troops charging into Baghdad. He said we had "sick minds." The joke will be on him when he claims that the US grenades that have been propelled up his ass are in fact giant, explosive hemorrhoids; and are in "no way related to those sick, American infid - " BOOM!
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret.
He is French, people."
-Conan O'Brien
Monday, April 07, 2003
Disinformant of Iraq
Disinformant of Iraq
Written by David M. Muench
If any of you have been following the continuing coverage of Operation: Iraqi Freedom, you probably have seen this Iraqi Shmuck on Iraqi TV: Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf. Talk about a huge title misnomer.
Today, April 7th, American and Coalition Forces pushed through into Southern Baghdad and have acquired Saddam's presidential palace. There are pictures even. The Iraqi "Information" Minister (yeah, that's a misnomer too...) rebuked this claim with "there is no presence of American infidels in the city of Baghdad, at all...." During the course of the war this "Information Minister" has made similar remarks refuting something so damn axiomatic that I can almost taste the truth! This compulsive liar had the audacity to claim that the thousands of Iraqi prisoners who "capitulated" were in fact Iraqi civilians donning military uniforms for propaganda purposes.
Incidentally, these are two words I hope to never hear again for as long as I live: Capitulate and Propaganda.
Say what you want about Bush, but this al-Sahhaf guy is worse than Jon Lovitz's character "Mr. Liar" from SNL. How is al-Sahhaf going to explain the images of American and Coalition Forces walking through Saddam's battered presidential palace?
"Ha! The American's are using an elaborate movie set taken from Hollywood. Oh, and speaking of Hollywood, I'd like to thank my buddies Marty Sheen and Michael Moore for all of their indefatigable support, and they'll soon be receiving an honorary beret and novelty can of Sarin, which makes a lovely conversation piece."
Minister al-Sahhaf, do you really think the American and Coalition Forces are going to take the time and energy to erect an exact replica of Saddam's presidential palace?
"The Americans are sick in their minds! They will do anything to shroud the truth!"
Yes, this was another lambasting from the Disinformation Minister regarding US Troops charging into Baghdad. He said we had "sick minds." The joke will be on him when he claims that the US grenades that have been propelled up his ass are in fact giant, explosive hemorrhoids; and are in "no way related to those sick, American infid - " BOOM!
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret.
He is French, people."
-Conan O'Brien
Written by David M. Muench
If any of you have been following the continuing coverage of Operation: Iraqi Freedom, you probably have seen this Iraqi Shmuck on Iraqi TV: Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf. Talk about a huge title misnomer.
Today, April 7th, American and Coalition Forces pushed through into Southern Baghdad and have acquired Saddam's presidential palace. There are pictures even. The Iraqi "Information" Minister (yeah, that's a misnomer too...) rebuked this claim with "there is no presence of American infidels in the city of Baghdad, at all...." During the course of the war this "Information Minister" has made similar remarks refuting something so damn axiomatic that I can almost taste the truth! This compulsive liar had the audacity to claim that the thousands of Iraqi prisoners who "capitulated" were in fact Iraqi civilians donning military uniforms for propaganda purposes.
Incidentally, these are two words I hope to never hear again for as long as I live: Capitulate and Propaganda.
Say what you want about Bush, but this al-Sahhaf guy is worse than Jon Lovitz's character "Mr. Liar" from SNL. How is al-Sahhaf going to explain the images of American and Coalition Forces walking through Saddam's battered presidential palace?
"Ha! The American's are using an elaborate movie set taken from Hollywood. Oh, and speaking of Hollywood, I'd like to thank my buddies Marty Sheen and Michael Moore for all of their indefatigable support, and they'll soon be receiving an honorary beret and novelty can of Sarin, which makes a lovely conversation piece."
Minister al-Sahhaf, do you really think the American and Coalition Forces are going to take the time and energy to erect an exact replica of Saddam's presidential palace?
"The Americans are sick in their minds! They will do anything to shroud the truth!"
Yes, this was another lambasting from the Disinformation Minister regarding US Troops charging into Baghdad. He said we had "sick minds." The joke will be on him when he claims that the US grenades that have been propelled up his ass are in fact giant, explosive hemorrhoids; and are in "no way related to those sick, American infid - " BOOM!
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret.
He is French, people."
-Conan O'Brien
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