Why Your Girlfriend Shouldn't Drink (or) Why Your Girlfriend Should Drink and Invite Her Hot Girlfriends
Written by David M. Muench
What is it about women kissing each other that entrances the guys? Now, I'm talking about the hot, sexy, "hey-man-I-saw-this-on-a-porno-once" women that may have been on "Baywatch" at one time. For example, The Kiss is a photographic montage of women kissing, most of them sexy, many of them drunk.
Some kisses are best described as kissing a relative, and other lip-locks you're wondering if one or both of them are regurgitating into each other's mouth. Tasty analogy, huh. In some of those pictures you'll see a guy standing next to them, with a classic Keanu Reeves "Whoa..." expression on their face. It's the initial face of shock. Then after the camera flash and the kiss this photogenic guy grins and says to his friend, "dude, did you see that?" Yes, he did. He may have been engaged in a conversation with another guy about Edlebrock manifolds or WWE Wrestling, and then the internal Women Kissing Warning System alerts him of "activity," causing him to immediately turn around and focus on the subjects in question.
You don't see two (straight) guys kissing when they've had their share of Long Island Iced Teas. I have never leaned over to my equally inebriated buddy and said, "Yo, Ken, come over here and kiss me, you drunk-ass fool. And use some tongue." No, that's not going to happen, no matter how much alcohol I have imbibed.
So what is this combination of alcohol and women? Is it some kind of chemical reaction between the "Sex on the Beach" beverage and pheromones? Does alcohol pervert the effects of the intrinsic attraction between men and women?
But more importantly, who the hell cares? "Bartender, another round for 'em...on me!"
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