Ugly People Getting Lucky!
Written by David M. Muench
Monica Lewinsky is set to host a new reality-based (yeah, sure) show on Fox called "Mr. Personality," in which twenty men must vie for the attention of one lucky(?) lady. The catch, is that all twenty men are wearing masks. This woman must base her decision on charm and personality. She may or may not engage in the "Crocodile Dundee Crotch Grab" to check the man's package, but other than that, it's all personality. And maybe a peek into his wallet to check for a Platinum Credit Card or his checkbook to see what his bank balance is, but after that, it's all personality.
I admit, the premise of the show is rather appealing. I'm getting tired of all of the "Hey, I Don't Have a Single Brain Cell, But I'm Pretty, So Date Me!" shows that have become a prevalent plot amongst reality dating/marriage shows. Finally, a show that's based on the true, unadulterated qualities of what we should be looking for in a person. The "inner beauty" which has become ambiguous against callow and superficial predilections.
And then Shiny removes his mask, only to hear her blurt out, "Oh dear god WHY ME?!"
Miss Lewinsky has also been tentatively scheduled to make a cameo appearance on "The West Wing," but what her role might be is still unknown.
Okay, I just made that one up, but am I the only one who would find that amusing?
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